Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says “She Wants the Rest of her Lunch Back!” HA! KIDS! Beans are always a Good Source of Fiber, Laughs, and Farts, No Doubt! And this Beans on Toast Tie Tack is Funny too! :)
Beans on Toast Miniature Food Tie Pin Tie Tack
Beans on Toast is a Classy way of Saying S.O.S... or "S*it on Shingle"! That's what my Dad called it. Toast with Melted Butter (he would also Slap Cheese on it) and then Loaded up with BEANS! "MMM GOOD!" And this Tie Tack looks just like that. It's the Perfect thing to Stick on your Tie... you already have Stains there. Right? Made of Polymer Clay, with a Silver Plated Back, this Tack looks YUMMY and Real! Stick it in and Start Spooning! :)
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Steampunk Watch Gear Bracelet
This Kick Ass Genuine Leather Bracelet is Adjustable from Sizes 7 To 8 1/4 Inches. It’s a Steampunk Styled Bracelet featuring Watch Gears that’s so Cool to look at! I LOVE it! 1 1/2 Inches Wide, it makes a…
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Garfield Belly Ring
“Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!” This Belly Naval Ring is Officially Licensed Garfield Product. It must be not be ‘Monday’ since Garfield is all SMILES in this Fun and Whimsical Belly Ring.
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Monkey Around Tunnel Plug
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Broccoli Earrings
Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…
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Valentine’s Day Party Wristbands
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Jeff The Killer Watch
This Watch is CRAZY! It’s Jeff the Killer! Who is Jeff the Killer? Well, it’s one of the Internet’s Most Disturbing Legends: Jeff the Killer’s Face was Burned off with Acid and he Hides in your Closet telling you…
