Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says “She Wants the Rest of her Lunch Back!” HA! KIDS! Beans are always a Good Source of Fiber, Laughs, and Farts, No Doubt! And this Beans on Toast Tie Tack is Funny too! :)
Beans on Toast Miniature Food Tie Pin Tie Tack
Beans on Toast is a Classy way of Saying S.O.S... or "S*it on Shingle"! That's what my Dad called it. Toast with Melted Butter (he would also Slap Cheese on it) and then Loaded up with BEANS! "MMM GOOD!" And this Tie Tack looks just like that. It's the Perfect thing to Stick on your Tie... you already have Stains there. Right? Made of Polymer Clay, with a Silver Plated Back, this Tack looks YUMMY and Real! Stick it in and Start Spooning! :)
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Brigitte Crazy Horse Brooch
LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….
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One Inch Ruler Pendant
The Things I Could Measure with a 1″ Ruler… A Quarter, A Pull Tab on a Soda Can, A Mini Cocktail Sausage, An Inch Worm, and… Well… That Thing! HA! One Inches can come in Handy… Really! Made out…
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Man In Dog House Charm
HA HA HA! Talk about FUNNY! It’s a 14kt Gold, Vintage Charm of a Man in a Dog House! LMAO! Now that’s “RUFF!” ;) Guys, we all know what that feels like. OUCH! And what makes this Vintage Charm…
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Drink Eat Sleep Watch
HA! What Time is it? Time to Drink, Eat, F***, or Sleep… Pretty much sums life up right. Big White Face, Easy to Read Letters, Gold Bezel, Gold Glitter Leather Band, it’s all the Watch you need this New…
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Death Note Earrings
Punk Rockers grab your Guitar, Drums and Earrings so you can ROCK IT!!! These Very Cool and Stylish Earrings feature Music Notes with Dangling SKULLS on the bottom. Very Cool… Especially the Pink Gems! BLING! :)
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Question Mark Ring
“It’s a-me, Mario!” “Wa-hoo!” “Here we go!” “Luigi!” “So long, eh Bowser?” “Catfish Pizza? This may be a first, but I’m not Hungry!” HA! Everyone LOVES Mario… And this Question Mark is straight out of Mario’s World. “Life is…
