Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
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Mac and Cheese Earrings
Don’t Cha Want Some Mac and Cheese on your Ears? Don’t Cha? These Mac and Cheese Earrings look Cheesy… But Good and Yummy at the same time. Cute Earrings that Dangle with one Macaroni Noodle on each Ear, and…
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Flower Pot Belly Button Rings
Talk about ADORABLE… It’s a Flower and Flower Pot Belly Button Ring that’s Colorful, FUN, and Blinging! Featuring your choice of Color: Purple, Pink, Blue or Yellow, these Navel Rings are Cast in 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, have a…
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Lucky Jackpot Lotto Ring
I know a LOT of People that would LOVE this! It’s a LUCKY Ring that is Perfect for the Gambler in your Life! HIT THE JACKPOT with this Beautiful and Blinging Crystal Ring. Featuring Three Bright Red Sevens, Green…
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Iced Out Diamond Watch
“Hang on, I need to put my Shades on…!” Because this Watch is BLINGING! Really Blinging! It’s a Piguet Men’s Diamond Watch that’s Brimming from Head to Toe with Diamonds. 27 Carats of them! WOW JUST WOW!
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Mixtape Wrist Watch
Awesome! This is one of the Coolest Watches yet. For it’s a Wrist Watch that looks just like a Mixtape. You know, Guardians of the Galaxy Style… HA! With the familiar Cassette Tape, it also features a Clock that…
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