This Bracelet ROCKS! I LOVE it! Looking like a real pair of Handcuffs, this Bracelet, made of Sterling Silver, is just Beautiful. You’ll want it Locked around your Wrist! Awesome Working Handcuff Clasp really seals the deal. Cool Beans!

“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!

“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!

The Death Star refers to Star Wars Mobile Space Stations that were Galactic Superweapons. One of them was the DS-1 Platform, roughly 1/25 the Size of Earth’s Moon, and held 1.7 Million Military Personnel, with 400,000 Fun Loving Droids….

There’s nothing better to plug your hole, than an entire Christmas Wreath. Right? And now, you can certainly do that, for these Very Cool and Colorful Tunnel Plus are Christmas Wreaths, Ribbon and all… Fun Gemstone Decorated Wreath, with…

A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!