Crazy, Creepy, Funny, Buck Tooth Ear Gauge Plugs
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Jason Hockey Mask Earrings
“Ch Ch Ch Ch Ka Ka Ka Ka”, that’s Jason with his Signature Friday the 13th Machete Weapon as it Slices through the Air… And these Ultra-Cool Earrings are just as Killer too. Made from Glow-In-The-Dark Guitar Picks, these…
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Hello My Name Is Ear Plugs
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE these Ear Plugs! The just make me Laugh My Ass Off! Really! Ear Plugs that have the Standard Name Tag Message: “Hello My Name Is…”, followed by an even…
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Facebook Like Beer Earrings
So… a Guy Walks into a Bar and Yells, “All Lawyers are A-Holes!” A Man at the End of the Bar says” I Object to that Remark!” So the Guy says “Why, are you a Lawyer?” “No,” the Man…
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Monarch Butterfly Wing Pendant
The Only thing better than a LIVE Monarch Butterfly, is a DEAD one. HA! Only Kidding! But, since they’re already Dead… You might as well Preserve their Wings in a Beautiful and Stunning Pendant! Right? Just like this Beauty…
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Sugar Skull Navel Ring
Cinco de Mayo is coming soon… Better get your Tacos, Sombreros, and Sugar Skulls ready, for it’s going to be Festive. A Celebration of the Dead, with a Lovely Colorful Head. A Skull, Painted with Haunting Red Eyes… Dangling…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…