Butt-Head Necklace
"You're always Talking outta Both Sides of your Ass!" That is true! But do I need a Pendant to Prove it? Absolutely! This Funny Zebra Pendant is Cast from Wax in Brass and Gold Plated. It comes on a 14" Gold-Tone Chain and has PLENTY of Butt! Just tell People... "I Love you with all my Butt... I would say Heart but my Butt is Bigger!" You'll certainly be the Butt of all JOKES! ;)
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Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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Santa Cufflinks Tie Bar Set
HO HO HO! That’s 3 Ho’s for your Holiday Outfit. Fun Loving Santa Claus Cufflinks, set on Stainless Steel Cufflink Backs, and a Matching Santa Head Tie Bar/Clip to Hold your Christmas Tie down good. Colorful Combo Set, with…
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King Chess Piece Ring
In Chess, the King is the Most Important Playing Piece. The Object of the Game is to Trap the Opponent’s King so that Escape is not Possible (Checkmate). If a Player’s King is Threatened with Capture, it is said…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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AT-AT Walker Ear Plugs
STAR WARS FANS LOOK OUT! These Plugs are Looking for Your Ears! Check out these Incredibly Detailed AT-AT Star Wars Ear Plugs. COOL COOL COOL Plugs that will look KILLER in your Ears! WOW! I’m Stunned.
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Buddha Brass Ear Weight Stretchers
You know that guy that Lifts Weights with his Eyelids on America’s Got Talent? Well now you can Lift Weights with your EARS! For this very Cool and Detailed Ear Plug, is actually a Weighted Ear Stretcher. Handmade Angkor…