"Just Open the Door, You Stupid Lug!"
This Ring is Wonderful. I want to Play with it and say ""Wait. Oh My! What have you Done. I'm Backwards you Filthy Furball!" Made of Solid Brass and Cast from an actual C3PO Ring from the 80's, this makes me Want to Smile and Hum the Theme Song to Star Wars all Day. Really! Star Wars Fans... You may be Fluent in over Six Million Forms of Communication, but whatever you do, Don't let this Ring Pass you by!
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Black Cat Steampunk Cuff
Meow, YEOW! This Crazy Cuff is going to make everyone HISS… For it’s a Black Cat Cuff Bracelet, that’s handmade out of Leather! And it is Creepy Steampunky COOL! Genuine Leather Monster Cat Bracelet, Original and Stylish, Adjustable Cuff…
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Go Saint Yourself Pendant
LOL… If only! Me, in particular, I’m not anywhere near a Saint… But I know some people that are. So a Pendant like this, is a Perfect Gift! It’s a Saint Pendant, that you SAINT yourself! For you actually…
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Bone Fish Bracelet
This is a Great Gift for the Fisherman in your Family. It’s a 7.25″ Black Cord Bracelet featuring a Segmented Fish… Very Cool, Very Different. It’s a Bone Fish like you’ve never seen one before. Made out of a…
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Red Fairy Door Brooch
What a Darling Brooch for your Hat, Coat, Purse, or Lapel… It’s a Red Door that looks so Magical and Fantastic… Perfect for any Fairy, Gnome, or Hobbit to come through. Cheery Bright Red Door that’s Welcoming and Intriguing….