Maple Syrup Scented Corn Dog Earrings
You know you have to be a bit Corny to wear these Earrings, but they are so much FUN! Look at the Squiggly Mustard... Looks just like a real Dog! YUMMMM! Reminds me of being at the Ballpark. These Corn Dogs are made out of Polymer Clay, Gloss, and Silver Plated Findings. They hang on French Wire Hooks and are Cute as Hell! What's that Smell? It's my Earrings! What's that Noise? It's my Teeth taking a Bite! CHOMP! HA!
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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Chucky Child’s Play Watch
Charles Lee Ray (A.K.A. “The Lakeshore Strangler”, or “Chucky”) is a Fictional Character, Modeled after the True Life Story of Robert the Doll, and the Antagonist of the Child’s Play Series. Chucky is Portrayed as a Notorious Serial Killer…
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Hannibal Mask Necklace
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a Fictional Forensic Psychiatrist and Cannibalistic Serial Killer is the Ultimate Evil! And Anthony Hopkins Won an Academy Award for his Portrayal of the Character in “The Silence of the Lambs”… “I Ate his Liver with…
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Poseidon Trident Pendant
I LOVE this Pendant! It’s so Bad Ass! It’s a Trident (a Three-Pronged Spear, or Three Teeth – Representing Deity Aspects: Creator, Preserver and Destroyer) Pendant and is the Weapon of Poseidon, the God of Sea in Classical Mythology.
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Spider Smile Ring
Wow… This Ring is so Sick! Totally Bad Ass and Creepy Cool. It’s a Scary Spider Ring, featuring Spider Legs Crawling over a .925 Sterling Silver Band, encased with the Creepiest Smile you’d ever see… Totally Spine Chilling. 10mm…
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Thumbs Up Cufflinks
HA! Talk about being a Geek… Or a Network Sharing Freak! Facebook Fans will LOVE these… They’re the “Like” Thumbs Up (or really, it could be a Thumbs Down) Symbol that make Perfect Cufflinks! Blue and White Hands with…