Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Bronze Ogre Bead
What Beautiful Details in this Ogre… Ogres are usually Large, Hideous, Manlike Monsters that Eat Humans… As seen in the Lord of the Rings Movies! So Cool. So Creepy. So AWESOME! And this Ogre Charm Bead is just as…
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666 Nipple Ring
Six Hundred Sixty-Six is Called the “Number of the Beast” in Chapter 13 of the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament. 666 is the Sum of the First 36 Natural Numbers, and it’s a Triangular Number, which is…
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Crossword Sudoku Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Awesome! I LOVE Puzzles, Love Sudoku, and LOVE Crosswords! I Do Puzzles Everyday, just like Thousands of other people. I’m Addicted to them! So these Cufflinks are right up my Alley! FUN and COOL!
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Sparkplug Earrings
These are Awesome! Sparkplug Earrings (or that’s a Sparking Plug in Britain)! COOL! A Spark Plug is a Device for Delivering Electric Current from an Ignition System to the Combustion Chamber of a Spark-Ignition Engine to Ignite the Compressed…
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Toilet Paper Crisis Brooch
NICEEEE! Not to make light of the current situation, but this brooch is quite funny. And so real. It’s a brooch that reads: I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Crisis 2020″ HA! Which is crazy and insane, and there’s…
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Bottle Opener Ring
This Cool and Practical Ring is just plain AWESOME! It’s a Ring that you wear on your Finger, that is actually a Bottle Opener as well! Cool Concept, Great Idea! You’ll be Popping your Top in no time! :)
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