Bloody Dead Smiley Face Necklace
This Smiling but Dead, Smiley Face has seen Better Days. But at least he went out Happy! This Pendant will make you Happy too... Made with a Silver Plated Pendant Tray, a Glossy Smiley Face Photo, Epoxy, and a Ball Chain Necklace, this Bloody Face is just DYING to Hang from your Neck. What Bloody Fun! The Chain is 24" Long, and the Image has a Domed Resin Covering it to Protect the Wound. Buy a Smile Today! You'll Never Regret it! :)
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Bloody Scissor Earrings
Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!
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Dog Tag Watch
This is a Very Practical Gift for all… A Dog Tag Watch that you Wear around your Neck. And… The Watch is Upside Down, so when you Tilt your Head down to look at it, the Clock is Facing…
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Daddy Loading Cufflinks
LMAO! These Cufflinks make the Perfect Gift for Expecting Fathers. Let the World know that there’s a Bun in the Oven. Fun Cufflinks Reading “Daddy …loading” along with a Loading Bar, you’ll get Smiles, Congrats, and hey, a New…
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Creepy Zombie Belly Ring
“White Zombie” was the very FIRST Zombie Movie ever made! It was an Independent Film Shot in 1932 off the Universal Studios Lot. It told the Story of a Young Woman’s Transformation into a Zombie at the Hands of…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Steampunk Bison Pendant
Man, I just LOVE Steampunk Jewelry! And this Bison KICKS ASS! It’s a Bison Head full of Steampunk Gears and Clockwork. The Symmetry, the Beauty, the HORNS… AWESOME! Plus, it looks like an Animal Skull Pocket Watch… It’s Crazy…