Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Zelda Ocarina of Time Bracelet
Who can Resist the Legend of Zelda? Fan Boys and Girls Rejoice, because this Bracelet is just for YOU! Looking like it stepped out of the Ocarina of Time Nintendo Game, this Cool Colorful Link Bracelet has all the…
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14K Gold Handcuffs Cufflinks
Feeling a little Harry Houdini? On the Police Force? Like the Kinky Stuff? Well, these are the Cufflinks for YOU! A Very Cool, Unique, and Entirely Different Set of Cuffs, Handmade out of Solid 14kt Gold, and Extremely Rare!…
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Pink Curlers Necklace
Remember those days when your Mom and Aunt Gertrude would run around in curlers? Pink rollers that twisted in their hair like mad creatures eating at their brains? Well… Recapture that look with this insane necklace… Made with Pink…
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Don’t Be An Asshole Pendant
LMAO! Boy do I know TONS of people that would LOVE this Pendant… Because EVERYONE is someone else’s Asshole! Right? And this Funny 1″ Pendant Necklace is Engraved with the Phrase “Don’t Be An ASSHOLE”, with a Humorous Smiley…
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Men’s Ruler Bracelet
A Stainless Steel Cuff Bracelet for Men that they can really use, and really like. It’s durable, easy to slip on, and gives them inches at their fingertips.
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Bachelorette Willie Bracelet
Girls just wanna have FUN! Celebrate your last night as a Single Woman with this great Bachelorette Willie Bracelet! It’s a fun party accessory that is well worth the two bucks!
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