Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re too Big for my Fu*king Mouth!” Just like this Denture Brooch here… It’s just so Eye Catching! :)
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Denture Tooth and Gums Brooch Pin
Never Swallow your Dentures, they may come back and Bite you in the Arse! :) This Denture Brooch Pin will certainly make people Talk. And probably Spit a little. It's a Brooch that looks just like real Dentures. Gnarly Teeth. White with Pink Gums... Awesome! Great for a Dental Hygienist or Dentist... Clown, Comedian, or Gramma whos Dentures always fall out at Dinner. Buy some Teeth, you NEED the LAUGHS! :)
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Elephant Behind Pendant
“Wait a Minute… Is that Nicki Minaj?” HA! This Pendant Cracks me up… It’s the View that everyone sees on a Safari… BIG ELEPHANT BUTT! That Grey Behind will get Everyone Laughing. You’re Gonna Hear a lot of Butt…
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Disney’s Frozen Olaf Ring
Hi, everyone. I’m Olaf and I like Warm Hugs! I don’t have a Skull. Or Bones. But I do have a Band! :) Now you can Wear Olaf, Bright and Smiling, on your Finger as you Dance through the…
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Diamond Uzi Ring
This Jason of Beverly Hills Custom Uzi Ring is made with 5.26 Carats of Black Diamonds set into a Black Gold Mounting, shaped just like an UZI. It’s a Great Look for Guys, and the Ladies shouldn’t be Intimidated…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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Zombie Jesus Ear Plugs
Jesus Walks into a Bar and asks for a Glass of Water. The Bartender hands him one. Then Jesus proceeds to turn the Water into Wine and Drinks it. The Barman sees this and says, “Hey, what do you…
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Donald Tramp Ring
“I don’t wear a Rug, it’s mine!” Love him or hate him, he’s Trump and he makes one Hilarious Big Head Ring. It’s a “Donald Tramp” Ring that Features Trump in all his Glory; Narrow Eyes, Comb-Over, Puckered Lips……
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