Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t it? Especially when you’re Wearing this Big Ass Ring! HA!
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Personalized Handmade Glass Ring
This RING makes me Laugh. It's a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ring reading "Divorced and ready to mingle"... It literally takes up all of your Knuckles! HA! It's almost like wearing a Placard. :) Advertise that Crap! The Cool thing about this Gigantic Ring made of Glass, is the Fact that you can Personalize it with whatever Message you Want! That's Really Cool! Have Fun with it, and tell it like it really is! Divorced and LOVING IT! :)
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Cairn Terrier Halloween Brooch
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Talk about Cute Overload! This Adorable Cairn Terrier is DYING to get Stuck on YOU this Halloween… Handmade out of Polymer Clay, with a Pin Back, this Pooch is Happy and Haunting and Holding a Smiling Jack-O-Lantern. Festive…
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Teratoma Tumor Brooch
This Brooch reminds me of Bozo… Just saying. It’s a Crazy-Ass Brooch Pin like you’ve never seen… Unless you’ve had a Tumor removed. For this Handmade Brooch is a Teratoma Tumor. Teratomas can have tissue or organ components like:…
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Panda Earplugs
Did you know that Pandas eat Bamboo, Grass, an occasional Small Rodent and EARS? It’s True. You see them Munching on Ears all the time. Especially with these Cool Earplugs that look like a Cute Panda’s Face!
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Dark Brown Sub-Dial Watch
This is one COOL looking Watch! Talk about High-Tech… although it really isn’t! You see, all those Ultra-Cool Sub-Dials are just for Decoration ONLY! They don’t Function! It’s all for LOOKS, and it LOOKS GREAT! :)
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Poop Emoji Pendant
There is nothing more romantic than poop… if you’re a dung beetle! Which is why, this pendant is just for you. A cute, fun, brown emoji poop on a dazzling disc pendant with bling. High polish sterling silver finish,…
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LED Glowing Cufflinks
Wowwwwww! These Cufflinks are so Cool and Different, they will definitely LIGHT UP the room. Fun Cufflinks equipped with LED lights that make these Sleeve Decorations BLING! Coming in different Colors of Metal: Yellow, White, Black, you can get…
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