Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles on top, this Doughnut will make everyone Drool! 14 Gauge, 7/16″ Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel… It’s YUMMY!
Sprinkled Chocolate Frosted Donut Belly Button Ring
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Bloody Wrist Bangle
“I Vant To Drink Your Blood…” And now you can, with this Ultra-Fun Bloody Bangle Bracelet. Featuring Polymer Clay, this Bracelet is OOZING with Blood. Looking just like a Slit Wrist, this Bangle is Ideal for the Halloween Spirit….
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!
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Dot Matrix Rave Watch
With it’s 80 Animated Dot Matrix Led Lights this Cyberpunk Rave Watch will turn Heads. Such a Great looking Watch, resembling a Wide Black Cuff Bracelet, but it’s a very Techy Watch instead! AWESOME!
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Black Rose Halloween Bracelet
Black Roses are straight out of a Fairytale World. Classified as Improbable and “Unnatural”, the Dark Color represents Mystical Expectation, and even Dire or DEATH! But hey, it’s Halloween, so a little Blood will do everyone some good. And…
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Fist Biker FTW Ring
Now this is a Biker’s Ring! Fist Bump all the way BRO! It’s a Ring that looks like a FIST with Biker Rings on, and the Classic FTW (For The Win) Ring coming right at ya. Fight Club Anyone?…
