I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Megalodon Shark Tooth Necklace
Made of Shark Tooth (both the Crown and the Root), Metal, and Chain, this Incredible Fossil Megalodon Tooth will look great around your Neck! Adorned with a Custom Casted Shark that Dangles from the top of the Tooth… It’s…
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Christmas Tree Gifts Cufflinks Shirt Set
Nice and Festive. A Tuxedo Shirt Combo Set that will make you Smile in the Spirit of Christmas. Featuring Christmas Tree Cufflinks, Cast in Yellow Plate and Adorned with Red and Green Enamel, that will look Splendid in your…
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Couples Love Pendant Puzzle
What a Really Awesome Piece of Jewelry… It’s Made for Couples! You take a Piece, she takes a Piece, and when United, they Spell “LOVE”! How Beautiful! Created out of Stainless Steel, this Lovely Couples Pendant is a Puzzle…
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Tribal Sun Nipple Shield Ring
You know that Nipple Shield that Janet Jackson wore During her Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction??? Well, if she had this one on, maybe her Career wouldn’t have Died… Because this Tribal Sun Nipple Ring is COOL! Cast in Surgical Stainless…
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Captain America Ring
This Ring is Sheer Beauty! I just LOVE it! It’s a Captain America Ring that Surpasses All Expectations. Featuring a Star, Stripes, and a Blue Background that Resembles the Suit and Shield that Captain America uses in the Movies,…