Ear Ring
“What Kind of Monster has the Best Hearing?” “The Eeriest!” HA! And this Ring is Certainly Eerie! It’s an Ear Ring that you Wear on your Finger. Remember when Mike Tyson was Disqualified for Biting off Evander Holyfield’s Ear? Yeah… I think we Found that Ear! :) You’ll get TONS of Comments on this Crazy, Fun, and Realistic looking Ear! “WHAT?” :P
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"I Can't Hear You, I Have This Crazy Ring In My Ear!"
Well, this Ring is Great for People who don't wear Earrings and everyone asks "Why don't you Wear Earrings?" HA! This Ear is made out of a Real Plastic Baby Doll Ear, and Mounted on a Sterling Silver Ring, Size 9. You could have FUN with this one... Which reminds me of this Joke: A Construction Worker Accidentally Cuts off one of his Ears with an Electric Saw. He calls out to a Guy Walking on the Street below, "Hey, do you see my Ear down there?" The Guy on the Street picks up an Ear and yells back, "Is this it?" "No," Replied the Construction Worker, "Mine had a Pencil behind it!" LOL :)
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Labyrinth Maze Ring
Stunning… I just love Mazes. Any kind of Maze. They intrigue me (like that Hedge Maze in The Shining… Awesome!) And so this Ring really Tickles my Fancy. A Silver Ring that’s a Labyrinth in Style. Crazy Passageways that…
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Patriotic Stars Belly Ring
Bling the 4th of July Proper this Year with a Dazzling Dangly Belly Button Ring. This Red, White, and Blue Stars Belly Navel Ring is Beautiful and shows your Independence Spirit Right. Made with a 316L Stainless Steel Curved…
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Dog Paw Print Footprint Necklace
Where ever you go, there is someone who always walks with you, YOUR DOG! And now you can show it off, with this Absolutely, Adorable Dog Paw, Human Footprint Necklace. Looking just like Foot Prints in the Sand, this…
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Undead Eyeball Ring
HA! I See Dead Eye-Ball Rings! WOW! Look at this Creepy Undead Eyeball Ring… It’s Crazy Cool. Looking like it was Ripped straight from a Zombie Head, this Ring really makes my Heart THUMP!
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Pig Face and Butt Earrings
“What do you call a Pig Thief?” “A Hamburglar!” “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “What do you call a Pig that Drives Recklessly?” “A Road Hog!” Had enough? Then let’s Talk about…
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Bat Wings Nipple Rings
I Vant to Bite your Nipp… WHAT? HA! With these Classy Batty Nipple Rings, you may be hearing that a lot. For they’re Creepy Cool, and come as a Set. Two Wings, Vampire Style, made out of Durable 316L…
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