Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Sloth Ring
Why are you always slothing around? Oh… Because you’re a Sloth Lover! And who wouldn’t be with this furry little critter on your finger. It hugs your finger and follows you everywhere. “Ahhhhh it’s so Cute!”
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BAM! Cufflinks
“WHAM” “BAM” Thank You Ma’am! These BAM! Cufflinks (NOT Bam Margera) are Kick-Ass Cool! They are Retro Superhero Style Cufflinks that are Knocking the Hell out of your French Cuffs. Really!
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Chunky Halloween Wrist Watch
Beautiful Watch… Colorful and FUNNN! For it’s a Halloween Watch, that certainly looks Halloweeny… With Polka Dot Orange and Black Beads, this Wrist Watch is an Eye-Catcher. A Blinging Orange Face, Quartz Movement (and it even has a Second…
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Knitting Needles Wool Earrings
Darn it… Darn it all… HA! These Earrings are for every Grandma and Sewing Freak on the Earth. It’s A Ball of Bright Orange Wool, stuck with 2 Knitting Needles, and made into Dangle Earrings! How Charming! People in…
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Pokemon Engagement Ring Box
What a very COOL Idea for the Geeky Gamers in LOVE! A Pokemon Engagement Ring Box! Looking just like the Poké Ball, which is a Type of Item that is Critical to a Pokemon Trainer’s Quest and is used…
