Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Double AA Battery Cufflinks
You never have Batteries handy when you need them… So why not strap them to your arms? These very Unique Cufflinks look like real Double AA Batteries… So who needs the Energizer Bunny now?
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I See You Earrings
EWWWWW, Creepy Creepy Creepy! These Eyeball Earrings Creep me out. They are Vintage Doll Earrings (Popped outta the Head), Blue Pupils, Black Eye Lashes, Flesh Tone… AND… AND… They BLINK! EGADS! The Eyes Really Open and Close! I’m gonna…
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Spider Tongue Ring
Get this: It’s a Rainbow Titanium Anodized 3-D Spider Barbell Tongue Ring! WOW! Bet you’d never thought you’d have a Spider on your tongue, and like it! It’s there, all 8 legs, and it’s COOL!
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Pink Lollipop Upper Grillz
Show your Pink Side with this Upper Mouth Grillz. This Blinging Pink and White Rhinestone Grillz are One-Size-Fits-All. They will Fit any Mouth Size, even Crooked Teeth!!! HA! Slide this Pink Lollipop Grillz in your Mouth and SMILE!
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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D4 Cthulhu Dice Earrings
D4 Dice are Four-Sided Dice often used in Tabletop Role-Playing Games to Obtain Random Integers in the Range 1–4. With a Tetrahedron (Pyramid Shape) and Four Equilateral Triangle-Shaped Faces, these Geeky Cool D4 Dice make some Awesome Dangle Earrings….
