Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Crest Toothpaste Earrings
Oh those Crazy Tubes of Toothpaste… Always hard to Squeeze out the Last Drop… Unlike these, Crest Toothpaste Tubes that Dangle from your Ears. The only way to Squish these is to Smash your Head. Right? HA… White, Colorful,…
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Grilled Cheese Necklace
“What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” “How do you get a Mouse to Smile?” “Say Cheese!” HA! And this Cheesy Cheese Grilled Cheese Looks-So-Real-Cheese Necklace is too much! It’s making my Stomach Growl. Look at…
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Three-Headed Dragon Ear Plugs
I N C R E D I B L E ! You’ll never see anything like this EVER. It’s the Most Coolest Dragon Ear Gauge Plugs in the World (Fantasy or not). Hand Carved Dragons, from Organic Sawo Wood,…
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Superman Watch
Hey Clark, How’d you get here so fast? Well, I used this Watch to see what Time it was… DUH! This Superman Watch is Cool, Classy, and Gunmetal Stainless Steel Grey! (Bullet Color)
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Gingerbread House Ring
Munch Munch. It’s a Gingerbread House, that looks good enough to EAT. A Mini Gingerbread House, with a Gingerbread Frame, Dotted with Candies and Sweets and Cookies. Fun, Colorful, a Unique Gift for the Gingerbread Fool. Handmade out of…
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…
