Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
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Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Herb Grinder Plug Set
“You know what we should in vest in? An Old Age Home for Hippies. Cause, think about it, Hippies have been around since the 60’s man, and now there isn’t really a Hip Place for them to go anymore….”…
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Starbucks Earrings
“OMG It’s a Starbucks Mocha Light Blended Coffee Frappuccino with Rich Mocha Sauce, Nonfat Milk and Ice!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” *FAINTS You know you Want it. You know you can Taste it now… Cool and Sweet on your Palette. MMMM… Chocolate…
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Cat Ring Holder
The Rings slip over the Cat’s Long Tail for Safe-Keeping at the Sink, Bureau or Bedside. This Cat holds many Rings at a time (as they Dangle down over the Butt). Very Cute. Makes a Great Gift!
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Pirates of the Caribbean Plugs
What a Hearty Pair of Plugs Matey. Those Shiny Pieces O’ Eight would look Mighty Fine in my Jolly Roger! So one more Scurvy Dog from you, and you’ll be Walking the Plank to Davy Jones’ Locker! Better get…
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Misguided Love Dangle Earrings
These Earrings are just too Cute! Handmade Dangle Earrings, 1 inch in diameter, featuring a Porcupine staring at a Cactus in the Desert… A big Heart Thought Bubble popping from it’s Pointed Head. Misguided Love for sure! Haven’t we…
