Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of Fail known to Man! Reaching this Level of Fail means only one thing: You must Die, or the World will Fail itself due to such an Extreme Level of Failage! HA! Are you EPIC?
Glow in the Dark Epic Fail Ear Gauge Plugs
Oh boy, these Ear Gauge Plugs are certainly NOT FAILURES! They are Cool and Comfortable and GLOW IN THE DARK! That's SWEET! These Single Flared Ear Plugs are made out of Acrylic and have the words "EPIC" on one Plug, and "FAIL" on the other (which means, they are Sold as a Pair... of course). Coming in TONS of Different Gauge Sizes, you're just gonna LOVE how they Look, and LOVE what they Say!
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The Apple Watch
Well this NEWS has Officially Broke the Internet! HA! It’s the Apple Watch that’s Cool as Hell. Just look at it! I’m Drooling as we speak. This Watch is the FUTURE! With 3 Different Styles and Collections, this Watch…
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Red Ornament Earrings
CUTE CUTE CUTE! Darling Red Ornament Earrings that will make your Head look like a Christmas Tree. Okay, maybe just your Ears. :) For these Dangles are Delightful, for sure. Looking just like Festive Red Christmas Ornaments, these Red…
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…
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Patriotic Stars Belly Ring
Bling the 4th of July Proper this Year with a Dazzling Dangly Belly Button Ring. This Red, White, and Blue Stars Belly Navel Ring is Beautiful and shows your Independence Spirit Right. Made with a 316L Stainless Steel Curved…
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Bacon Slices Earrings
LMAO! You know what looks Good on your Face Girl? BACON! HA! Slices of Bacon running down your Ears… YUM! And these Bacon Slice Earrings will ATTRACT a LOT of Attention! All the Guys will be Drooling and Looking…
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Stick Figure Photobomb Watch
LMAO! Okay… This Watch is just too Stupid to NOT Feature! It’s a Photo Bomber Watch for Sure! Featuring Two Stick Figures Posing for a Camera, and one Crazy Stick Figure in the Background Photo Bombing them. HA! What…
