Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of Fail known to Man! Reaching this Level of Fail means only one thing: You must Die, or the World will Fail itself due to such an Extreme Level of Failage! HA! Are you EPIC?
Glow in the Dark Epic Fail Ear Gauge Plugs
Oh boy, these Ear Gauge Plugs are certainly NOT FAILURES! They are Cool and Comfortable and GLOW IN THE DARK! That's SWEET! These Single Flared Ear Plugs are made out of Acrylic and have the words "EPIC" on one Plug, and "FAIL" on the other (which means, they are Sold as a Pair... of course). Coming in TONS of Different Gauge Sizes, you're just gonna LOVE how they Look, and LOVE what they Say!
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South Park Charm Bracelet
I LOVE South Park and I LOVE this Bracelet! What a Great Idea… All the Charming South Park Characters on a Bracelet… Featuring Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Butters! Kewl! Very Very Kewl!
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Fake Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch
Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…
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Cocktail Martini Drink Belly Ring
It’s Summer, it’s Hot, better grab a Drink… And this Darling Belly Button Ring. For it’s a Cocktail Glass that’s a Colorful Treat. A Fun Martini Glass, Filled to the Brim with Blinging Pink, Blue, White, and Red Cherry…
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Moon Ring
Talk about COOOOOOOL! This Ring is MORE than just a Ring… It’s actually the MOON! Created from Planetary Data from a Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, this Ring has all the Mountains and Impact Craters of the Real Moon, and it…
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Horned Skull Pendant
Beautiful, Creepy, Cool, and KICK ASS! That’s what this Pendant is. It’s a Crazy Ass Skull with the Jaw Broken off, and two Elegant Horns growing out of it’s Head. Talk about AWESOME! This Skull of Azrael is Demonic,…
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Golden Toilet and Paper Earrings
Oh to Sit on the Golden Throne… You are the King of your Domain. Right? Well now you can Spread some Laughter in your Life, and the Butt Cheeks, with these Ultra-Cool, Golden Bathroom Accessories. Featuring a Gold Toilet…
