Fake Zipper Ear Plugs
These will surely FREAK out your MOM and DAD! Earrings that look just like Zippers… AND FAKE Ear Plugs! They’ll think you got Big Holes in your Head… Just Zip your Lips, and Zip your Ears with these COOL Plugs!
"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Wooden Dope Boo Pendant
This 36″ Bead Chain Wood Style Necklace is DOPE! Seriously! Your Friends will want to Buy it off your Neck! It’s a BIG Pendant on BIG Beads that will Stand out and get Noticed! Guaranteed!
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Nadir Men’s Watch
I LOVE really Unique Watches, and this Watch Definitely fits that Description. Clever Watch that’s SOOO SIMPLE, it’s Stunning! Small Numbers in the Center of the Watch tell the TIME! Cool Watch! Great Idea!
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Scary Rabbit Stud Earrings
“How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?” “Unique up on it!” “How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?” “Tame way, Unique up on it!” “What do you call 99 Rabbits Stepping Backwards?” “A Receding Hare Line!” Oh the Bunny…
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Hello My Name Is Ear Plugs
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE these Ear Plugs! The just make me Laugh My Ass Off! Really! Ear Plugs that have the Standard Name Tag Message: “Hello My Name Is…”, followed by an even…
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Best Friends Mustache Belly Rings
HAHA! OMG! Hey Dude, Wanna get Matching Belly Button Rings? How about a Mustache… Half for YOU and Half for ME! LMAO! Now that I’d like to see… And with this Funny Mustache Belly Button Ring, you’d probably see…
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Fasten Up Belly Ring
Cute and Attractive Belly Navel Ring that looks just like a Street Sign! Funny Dangle that reads: STOP FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT! Clever and Straight to the Point! This Rides about to get Bumpy…
