Fake Zipper Ear Plugs
These will surely FREAK out your MOM and DAD! Earrings that look just like Zippers… AND FAKE Ear Plugs! They’ll think you got Big Holes in your Head… Just Zip your Lips, and Zip your Ears with these COOL Plugs!
"Hey, your HOLES are FAKE!"
These Fake Ear Plugs are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, Implant Grade, are 5/16" Long, are 16 Gauge (FAKE), and Gold Plated... Plus, they even say KISS on them! HA! Sold in Pairs, these Studs will look Great Dangling down your Ear Lobes, and certainly make people think twice about Pull on those Tabs... YANK! OUCH! :)
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Bracelet Flask
Nice! Now you may never part from your Alcohol… For anytime you Scratch your Head… BEER! WINE! Mountain Dew… Just sayin’. This Bracelet is actually a Real Functional Flask. It’ll hold whatever liquid you want. Crafted in Porcelain, with…
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Ice Cream Dangle Belly Ring
HA! I’m gonna Lick that! It’s an Ice Cream Cone that Dangles from your Belly and it’s Colorful, Cool, with a Cherry on Top! :P Split into 3 Sections, this Ice Cream Cone is made out of a 3/8″…
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Question Mark Ring
“It’s a-me, Mario!” “Wa-hoo!” “Here we go!” “Luigi!” “So long, eh Bowser?” “Catfish Pizza? This may be a first, but I’m not Hungry!” HA! Everyone LOVES Mario… And this Question Mark is straight out of Mario’s World. “Life is…
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Red Bone Voodoo Earrings
Creep out the Folks this Halloween Season with some Creepy Dark Voodoo Earrings! WOW! Scary Voodoo Mask Earrings dangling from Red BONES! SICK! I Love it! Handmade out of Glazed Stoneware, these Detailed Death Heads dive below Enameled Copper…
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Monster Mash Record Earrings
“He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash / The Monster Mash, it was a Graveyard Smash / He did the Mash, it caught on in a Flash…” Everyone LOVES the Monster Mash. And these Fun Dangle Earrings…
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Fasten Up Belly Ring
Cute and Attractive Belly Navel Ring that looks just like a Street Sign! Funny Dangle that reads: STOP FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT! Clever and Straight to the Point! This Rides about to get Bumpy…
