Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad, that even the Farter has to Cover their own Mouth to keep from Gagging. And when they do this with their Shirt Collar, they Resemble a Ninja! You Crafty Bugger YOU!
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Fart Ninja Resin Coated Washer Bracelet
Everyone knows at least one Fart Ninja. After all Guys LOVE to Fart! RIGHT? (Not to mention a few Females who grew up around Brothers). This Fart Ninja Bracelet makes the Perfect Gift for the little Stinkers. Gag Gift or not, Fart Ninjas are Proud to Deal it, and Proud to Display it. Permanently Sealed with Resin on a 1.5” Washer, this Bracelet is FUN, Durable, and hey, it doesn't Smell! :)
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…
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Brain With Fork Ring
Feeling a little Hannibal Lecter this Halloween? A Meaty Chunk of Brain, a Plate, a Fork? Then this Creepy Ring is right up your alley… Tiny Brain made out of Polymer Clay, on an Adjustable Ring… It’s Perfect for…
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Induction Principle Ring
SWEET! Look at this Incredibly Detailed Alchemy Gothic Ring. It’s the Dr. Von Rosenstein’s Induction Principle Ring that’s Two-Tone and Cool as Hell! :) Featuring an Ancient Gothic Pattern which May, or May Not, mean more than it Seems,…
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Good Luck and Prosperity Pendant
This is something everyone wants for the 2018 New Year; Good Luck and Prosperity (Money Money Money). So why not add some Karma in your life and Buy yourself an Amulet. A Glass Talisman filled with Ancient Spirit Herbal…
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Bird Poop Pendant
Well if this isn’t the MOST Interesting piece of Jewelry… BIRD POOP! Green Curly Poop that sits on a Pendant and hangs on your Neck. How Lovely! It doesn’t get any Better than that! Unless it was Scented…
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Penguins Brooch
TOO TOO CUTE! Check out this Adorable Holiday Brooch featuring TWIN Penguins! Makes you want to pinch their Cheeks! Brooch in encrusted with Clear Crystals to give your Season some added BLING!
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