Fast Food Junkie Watch

LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my Stomach! “GRRRRRR!” Time Ticks Slowly by… The Face Screams “Forever Hungry”! It’s TRUE! It must be Time for Drive-Thru! “McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy’s, OH MY!”

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Funny Fast Food Junkie "Forever Hungry" Wrist Watch

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