F**K My Life Bracelet
LOL The FML Website (and App) are Hilarious! e.g. "Today, I Returned a Rental Car and almost got Charged extra for the 'Funky and Rotten' Smell in the Car. I Blamed it on a Sausage Roll, not having the Heart to tell the Woman it was my Fart from a Minute Before. FML" and... "Today, I Bit my Boyfriend's Neck. I felt something Squirt into my Mouth. Turns out I had just Popped a Pimple on his Neck. Into my Mouth. FML" Ewww.... And this Bracelet is almost as FUN! Made of Silicone, this Bangle Bracelet will fit most any Wrist... Even Yours! :)
-
Black Inverted Cross Nipple Rings
Nice Nipples… They Summon Satan! HA! Creepy Dark Gothic Nipple Ring Set is Perfect for Halloween, and of course, Devil’s Night! They’re Inverted Black Crosses that are Wicked Cool. Suspended from Chains, these Nipples Rings Dangle from 316L Surgical…
-
Human Finger Necklace
Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…
-
R2D2 Dome Cufflinks
These are Possibly the MOST AWESOME CUFFLINKS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! I LOVE them! Featuring the Classic R2D2 Dome, in a Half-Moon Shaped Cufflink, these are just TOO COOL for Words! They are Beautiful, Geeky, and FUN!
-
Monster Energy Cufflinks
The Power is in the Can! And on your Wrist! Such Slick, Cool Cufflinks that will have the whole office talking. Show them what’s up with a MONSTER on your Cuffs. Unleash the Beast!
-
Spring Flowers Ear Plug
You’ll feel like Tip-Toeing through the Tulips with these Colorful Plugs in. Made out of Clear Acrylic, they are full of Spring Flowers that will bring a Smile to your Face every time you look in the Mirror, or…
-
Crossword Sudoku Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Awesome! I LOVE Puzzles, Love Sudoku, and LOVE Crosswords! I Do Puzzles Everyday, just like Thousands of other people. I’m Addicted to them! So these Cufflinks are right up my Alley! FUN and COOL!