Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Steampunk Black Leather Watch
I really dig Wide Leather Bracelets, so when I saw this Thick Leather Black Strap with a Very Cool Steampunk Wrist Watch, my mouth fell open. It’s Simply Stunning in Detail! Black Steel and Silver-Plated Fittings Clad in Natural…
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Baphomet Skull Plugs
Baphomet is a Deity that the Knights Templar were Accused of Worshiping. They were Incorporated into Disparate Occult and Mystical Traditions… And these Ear Gauge Plugs, brings the Creep Factor home… Scary Ass Ear Plugs that will look Rad…
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Make America Gay Again Pendant
Like the Return of Will and Grace doesn’t Gay up America, this Pendant certainly will. It’s a Gay Pride Rainbow Necklace featuring a Round Disc, a Rainbow Flag in the Shape of a Heart, the Silhouette of America, and…
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Justin Bieber Guitar Pick Pendant
What’s a Justin Bieber Song that I know…? “Rule the World”, oh wait, that was the Selena Gomez Break Up Song! My Bad! There’s so many Songs, it’s too Hard to Pick… Unless you have this Guitar Pick Pendant!…
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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Batman Bat Signal Ring
“Let’s put a Smile on that Face!” with this very Cool Batman Symbol Ring. Looking just like the Bat Signal, this Ring is made out of Stainless Steel, with an IP Black Matte Finish that’s just as Dark as…
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