"I Love Onions!"
Crunch Crunch Crunch! ME LOVE FUNYUNS! These Earrings don't Taste so Great, and that's because they're made out of Polymer Clay... But with a little Hot Sauce... These Earrings are 1 3/4" Inches Long and are Available for a Limited Time Only! So if you LOVE Funyuns and want to carry a couple of Bags on your Ears, grab them while you can. MUNCH!
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Frank Underwood Cufflinks
LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…
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Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Bloody Beaded Bracelet
SWEET! Sometimes all you need is a little Blood to make your outfit HALLOWEENY… Well, okay, A LOT OF BLOOD! Bloody Beads that is. For this Bloody Bracelet will turn everyone’s stomach. Blood Splattered Beads that look like the…
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Fortune Cookie Necklace
“Help, I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory”, oh wait, that was the Big Bang Theory… This Fortune Cookie is No Cookie at all. It’s a Pendant that looks like a Cookie! Cool!
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Anubis Ring
Anubis is the God of Embalming and the Dead. And if that doesn’t make you want this Kick-Ass Egyptian Ring, then maybe this will: Since Jackals were often seen in Cemeteries, the Ancient Egyptians believed that the Anubis watched…
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Dracula Blood Vial Earrings
“I Vant To Drink Your Blood!” Why does Count Dracula always Speak with an Accent? Well, he’s Vlad Tepes and he was Born in Sighisoara, Romania. He’s a Historical Figure who Inspired Bram Stoker’s Novel, Dracula. And now, thanks…