Gold Porcelain Throne Necklace
This Miniature Gold Toilet is Hilarious... Plus, it makes a Great Gift for those who feel Poopy! This Toilet is made out of Gold Toned Base Metal and hangs from a Pendant with your Choice of Length (16" - 34"), and has a Lobster Claw Clasp for Durability. As Austin Powers Said "And I Want a Solid Gold Toilet but it's just not in the Cards now, is it?" Well... It is with this Too-Funny Pendant that's sure to get a Good Laugh! (And a Few Potty Jokes!) :)
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Rainbow Unicorn Belly Ring
You know you always Wanted a Unicorn, especially a Glitter Rainbow Striped Unicorn that hangs from your Belly Button! It’s Colorful, it’s Shiny, it Sparkles in the Light with the Blinging Double Cubic Zirconia Gemstones… Made with a 14…
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Safety Pin Nipple Ring
Safety First! Pain Later! This really Different Looking Nipple Ring actually looks just like a Safety Pin! It Clamps like one too! Just Open it up, Slide it through your Nipple and Close it again. Simple and Effective!
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ABC Alphabet Bracelet
“A, B, C, It’s Easy as, 1, 2, 3, as Simple as, Do, Re, Mi, A, B, C, 1, 2, 3, Baby, You and Me Girl!” See… Got ya Singing now didn’t I? Well, with this ABC Alphabet Letter…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Flip-Flop Brooch
My Favorite Sound of the Summer is Flip Flops! “CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!” You Slip them on and Suddenly you are Fashionable and Ready for the Beach! But Before you Go, put this Brooch on your Sun Hat and everything…
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…