Want to Scare everyone away? Stick these Real Spiders in your Ears and they’ll Vacate the Premises. They’re Real DEAD Spiders (found in the home, YUCK) that have been Permanently Sealed inside Awesome Ear Plugs. Two Spiders, 6mm, 2G…

Wait… WAT? This Pendant just makes me Laugh. I don’t even know what to say… It’s a Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace, with a Cream Filling and a Funny Face. Hilarious Face. With Big Eyes, a Brown Nose, and a…

HA! Doggie-See, Doggie-Do-Do! It’s some Hilarious Wooden Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile. Featuring Wood Discs, 14mm x 14mm. 3mm Thickness, made of Cherry Wood, Engraved with a Lovely Image of a Dog Squatting to Poo… But of course,…

Looks just like a Real Twinkie (it really does), but this Cool Pendant is made out of Polymer Clay! For such a Low Price you get the Pendant only. You’ll have to supply your own Necklace and Appetite! Enjoy!…

YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)

Santa will look Jolly as he Rocks your Sleeves this Christmas. It doesn’t get more Festive than Old St. Nick in Bright Red and White Enamel Sporting your French Cuffs. Santa comes in a Presentation Gift Box, and you…