I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in your Hearing Aid!” HA! You gotta LOVE Poop Jokes… And since Everyone Poops, why not Tell the World with this FUNNY ASS Bracelet!
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I Pooped Today Bangle Bracelet Cuff
Need a little Fiber in your Diet? Maybe lay off the Cheese, Potato Chips and Bananas... Because all that's doing is Binding you up! NOT COOL! You should get yourself some Activia and Get Regular TODAY! And Everyone else that gets LUCKY Dropping a Deuce, put this Hilarious Bangle Bracelet on and make everyone Laugh their Ass off! Made of Aluminum with a Glossy Finish, this Bracelet has Big Bold Letters that Read "I POOPED TODAY" and a Stick Figure Bouncing up and down for JOY, you can't go Wrong with this Cuff... Plus, it makes a Great Shoe Horn as well. You never know...
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Closer I Farted Pendant
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