I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious Pendant!
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I Survived Toe Jam Silver Plated Square Necklace
Oh Yes! There is a Fungus Among Us! And with this Funny Ass Necklace, everyone will know it's YOU! Why not start the First Date by being Honest? Right? HA! This Pendant saying "I Survived Toe Jam" is made out of Silver Plated Metal, and comes on an 18" Sterling Silver-Plated Chain. That way, when you take off your Shoes... Everyone's already been Warned!
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Rainbow Hip Hop Teeth
LMAO! Oh Boy… These will make you Colorful… They’ll match your Personality! It’s Hip-Hop Teeth that will make your Gold Grills stand out in a crowd. Fun Grill Set with Rainbow Colors that Slip over your Teeth; Tops and…
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Unicorn Stars Belly Ring
Talk about Cute Overload. It’s an Adorable Unicorn and Stars Belly Button Navel Ring that’s Awwwww-SOME! Featuring a Colorful Blue Unicorn with Pastel Pink Mane and Tail, this Happy Unicorn is Chasing Stars and Loving it. Made out of…
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Easy Street Belly Button Ring
This Sounds like a Bad Sesame Street Parody, but hey, if the Shoe fits… Slip it in and be Merry. For it’s a Street Sign right up Ho Alley. “Easy Street” Sign, Rectangular and Pink, Dangling from a 7/16″…
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Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage Cufflinks
LMAO! Now this is Funny Sh*t! It’s Nicolas Cage and his dumb “You Don’t Say?” Glare, attached to Mona Lisa, the Best-Know Pre-Internet Meme in the World! It could have been painted by Leonardo da Vinci, right? But now,…
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Creepy Evil Head Pendant
CREEEEEEPY!!!! Someone buy this, PLEASE! It’s too good to pass up. For it’s the Ugliest, Creepiest, Most Awesome Horror Pendant ever made. Handmade from a Delightful Etsy Artist, this Head is molded from Polymer Clay, Hand Painted, and Attached…
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Circuit Board Necklace
Show off your Nerdy side with these Beautifully Handmade Circuit Board Pendants. This particular board is BLUE, Domed, and Unforgettable. Choose other Colors and Styles as well. Very Cool!
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