Ice Cream Ice Cream Cufflinks
"Remember when the Ice Cream Man used to come to Town when you was little? And no Matter what you was Doing you would Stop and Lose your f**king Mind!" HA! Eddie Murphy Is Hilarious, and so are these Colorful and FUN Cufflinks. With a little Curlie-Cue Ice Cream on top, you'll LOVE how these Look on your Sleeves, and it really will make People Scream "ICE CREAM!" For Sure! :)
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Turkey Thanksgiving Belly Ring
Gobble Gobble… That’s Me. On Thanksgiving… Looking like a Couch Cushion… For Thanksgiving is coming, and so are the Carbs. Tons of them. And you know where they’ll go? Right in my Belly. Just like this Darling Turkey Belly…
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Wicked Witch Charm Bead
The Wicked Witch of the West is Sinister and Seriously Aquaphobic! Made of Sterling Silver, this Beautifully Crafted Wizard of Oz Bead looks just like the Green Witch of the West. Made for the Expressions Charm Line from Helzberg,…
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Fake Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch
Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…
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Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Featuring 1 Bronze Pendant, and 1 Matching 24″ Chain of Insane Coolness! This Pendant is Enchanting! Lenore is one of Edgar’s Greatest Poems, and this Fantastic Artwork is Sealed under a Smooth Glass Cover for all to Perceive. I…
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LifeGem Diamond
“Oh Granny, what Big Eyes you’ve got!” “Oh Granny, what Big Ears you’ve got!” “Oh Granny, what Big Teeth you’ve got!” So let’s make a Diamond out of them! Seriously… This Diamond is made out of a Lock of…