These Gothic Earrings are Stunning and Chilling at the same time. They are Gracefully Dangle down your Ears and make quite a Statement. It almost makes you want to live an Aristocratic Life! Whoooosh! Klunk! Not anymore!

This Awesome Rhinoceros Ring looks GREAT! The Beautifully Detailed Ring looks like Real Hide! The Horns are Gold Tone, The Eyes Dark… Everything about this Ring just Rocks! How Cool would it be to wear this on your finger!

Mr. Bean is a British Television Program Series Written by and Starring Rowan Atkinson as the Title Character! And I tell you… I LOVE MR. BEAN! His Face and Expressions make me Laugh my Ass off! Even the Name…

Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it….

It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…

Is this a Ring Ring, or is it a Ring Ring Ring??? You see… This Ring is made out of Stainless Steel with Clearly Cut-Out Letters Saying “RING”. You Want a RING? You Got One… or Two…