Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have a Really Great Grass), Fabulous (That Show was Grass), and YES… Pubic Hair, as in “Keep off the Grass!” ;)
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Funny Please Keep Off The Grass Belly Button Ring
I Laughed when I saw this Sign. Please Keep Off The Grass... What a Great Belly Button Navel Ring. It's a Road Sign Belly Ring that you can have some FUN with. Designed with a Surgical Steel Barbell and an Acrylic Road Sign Dangle, this will make a Statement Real Fast! :) Made with 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball, this Sign says 2 Things: You HAVE Grass... AND, it may need MOWING! HA! :)
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Pizza Kitten Enamel Brooch
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Tainted Meat Necklace
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Flashing LED Belly Ring
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Meowna Lisa Pendant
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