Vintage Kitten Earrings
These Funny Little Kitten Earrings just CRACK me up! They look like someone Hit them in the Head with a Frying Pan (hence they have Chips on them). "JERRY?" This Pair of Vintage Kitten Earrings is Sure to make People Laugh. Just look at the Flat Face, the Green Beady Eyes, the Pink Nose and Ears... They really are something to See. Pet Lovers, Crazy Cat Lady's and Vintage Collectors will Want these ... Because they are Puuuurrrfect! :)
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Scary Doll Head Pendant
GOSH! If this is just the Doll Head and it’s this Creepy, what’s the Rest of the Body look like? EGADS! Frightening Doll Head with Black Lipstick and Big Dark Eye Sockets… Hanging from a Chain around your Neck….
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Pink Cupcake Nipple Shield
Satisfy your Sweet Tooth with this Pink Frosting covered Cupcake Nipple Shield. Made with a 14 Gauge Stainless Steel Barbell, and a 20mm Diameter Shield Opening, this Cute Candy Cupcake will make everyone Drool. Really!
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Wooden Dope Boo Pendant
This 36″ Bead Chain Wood Style Necklace is DOPE! Seriously! Your Friends will want to Buy it off your Neck! It’s a BIG Pendant on BIG Beads that will Stand out and get Noticed! Guaranteed!
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…