A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…

This is a Bad Ass Ring. It’s a Dragon’s Eye Ring (okay, okay, it’s really a Very Cool Tiger’s Eye) that’s set into a Dragon Skin Stainless Steel Ring with CLAWS! Talk about AWESOME! With the Engraved Words in…

I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!

Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…

What a Very Cool Gift… Custom State Cufflinks. You can order the same States, or Different States (Where they were Born, where they Met, where they live now, where they want to move…). It’s Fun to Mix and Match…

Such a Great looking Ring… A Vintage Crown with Jewels! Very Cool! This Stainless Steel Ring (hypoallergenic) has Cubic Zirconia Stones that look just like Garnets, with such a Beautiful Wine Color, they sure do look AMAZING!