Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You have a Drink named Bob?” HA! A 24 Pack of Beer, and 24 Hours in a Day… Coincidence? :) Better have a Bottle Opener ready… And with this Cool Lion Head Ring, you WILL!
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Wireframe Lion Head Ring that Opens Bottles
"What is a Rednecks Last Words?" "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" LMAO! Now you can Hold that Beer, and Open it at the same time. Because this Ultra-Hip Wireframe Lion Head Ring is also a Kick Ass Bottle Opener. Talk about Impressive. Made with Rhodium Plated Polished Brass, this Ring will Attract all EYES, AND BEERS! Plus, you can order this Ring in many different Materials and Colors as well. Sweet! Now... "Where does a Lion Sleep?" "Anywhere it wants to!" :)
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Illuminati Cufflinks
The Illuminati is a name given to Several Groups, both Real and Fictitious. Historically, the Name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-Era Secret Society Founded in 1776. The Goals were to Oppose Superstition, Obscurantism, Religious Influence over Public…
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Gay Pride Rainbow Flag Belly Ring
It’s Gay Pride Month, which means: RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE! Including your Belly Button! For this Beautiful and Colorful Gay Pride Flag is a Navel Dream come True. Featuring a 316L Surgical Steel Barbell, with some Blinging Crystal Accents, 14 Gauge,…
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Plush Diamond Ring
HA! Diamonds are the Hardest Natural Substance on the face of the Earth… But Not Any More!!! Get a hold of this PLUSH Diamond Ring and you’ll want to Snuggle with it. I understand why Diamonds are a Girl’s…
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Yule Log Necklace
This Yule Log isn’t a Log Burnt on a Hearth around Christmastime, it’s a Traditional Dessert served in France (also called Bûche de Noël). This Cute Necklace is Totally Fun, Colorful and Festive! A Christmas Yule Log Pendant that’s…
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TRON Watch
What a GREAT looking Watch by Tokyo Flash. They are light years ahead of everyone else when it comes to COOL LED Watches! And this TRON Watch is just sheer beauty! Crazy Cool Watch that will get everyone talking!
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