Funny Pigs Boinking Wrist Watch
Bacon, Money, I can't Decide which I like Better! Money I Guess... Because with Money I can Buy More Bacon! Right? :) And this Makin' Bacon Watch is just the Gift I need to Keep Focused and get past Hump Day. This Piggy Watch has a Three-Hand Quartz Movement, Enameled Alloy Case with an Adjustable Bracelet Trifold Closure. It's a Great Gift, one that really gets down to Business! :)
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3 Carrot Ring
LOL PRANK PRANK PRANK. That’s one Prank Per Carat… Oops… “CARROT” It’s a Fake Engagement Ring containing 3 Whole “Carrots” that will Certainly turn her Face Orange! Carved Carrots, with Stems, Cast in Alloy, Rhodium Plated Silver Finish, making…
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Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way…
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Black Cats Wrist Watch
LMAO! What time is it? CAT NAP TIME! This Fun and Whimsical Cat Watch features Different Black Cat Silhouettes for all the Hours of the Day. Funny Black Cats with Big Googly Eyes makes looking at the Time a…
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Human Hair Cuff Bracelet
Oh Beautiful… You know when you pull that Wad of Soggy Clumped Hair out of your Shower Drain (and you want to Vomit?) Well no more, because NOW you can Slap that Hair ON YOUR ARM! With a Wide…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Ice Cream Truck Cufflinks
“Ice Cream! Ice Cream! The Ice Cream Man is Coming! The Ice Cream Man is Coming! Mom! Mom! Throw Down Some Money! The Ice Cream Man is Coming!” HA! Eddie Murphy in Delirious (1983)… What a Great Routine! And…