Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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Copper Ouija Board Necklace
I am a BIG FAN of Ouija Boards… I’d LOVE to find a Real Antique Board, like you see in the Movies. Instead, all you find are Cardboard Versions that Glow in the Dark! HA! Not the same thing……
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Mustache Nipple Barbell
It’s Believed that the Fake Mustache Trend Originated with Hipsters as a way to Mock Conventional Ideals of Fashion and Style… So this Nipple Barbell will be right up their Alley! Ya Think?
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A Match Made in Heaven Cufflinks
Awwwwwww!!! Talk about Romantic and FUNNY! These Cufflinks say a lot about YOU and the person that gives them to you… A Match Made In Heaven! How Sweet… The True Meaning of this Saying is: A Marriage that is…
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Scream Mask Belly Ring
I enjoyed the Scream Movie (just the first one) a lot. And there’s no better way to show this off, then having a needle punched through my belly and adorning it with the SCREAM MASK!
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Nyan Cat Ear Plugs
Nyan Cat is the Name of a YouTube Video, uploaded April 2011, which became a HUGE Internet Meme (over 118,513,213 View so far). The Video Merged a Japanese Pop Song with an Animated Cartoon Cat with the Body of…
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Dinner Roll Earrings
“What does bread do after baking?” “Loaf around!” HA! Just like you with these Fun Bread Roll Earrings… Cute Dinner Rolls that really look Authentic… Fresh Bread, Dangling from your Ears, and hey, NO MOLD! (I hope) Made out…