McDonald's Sausage and Egg McMuffin
Who can Resist McDonald's McMuffins. Whether it be Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Steak, or even just Egg Whites... I LOVE THEM ALL! And I don't know how she did it, but this Ring looks too Good to be True! Like a Mini-McMuffin that you just want to Pop in your Mouth. But really, it's made out of something that's NOT Egg, Cheese, or Sausage... RATS! No, Not made out of Rats... Rats to the Fake Food! TEASE! Fun and Colorful, People will just Drool all over this Crazy Cute Ring. :) Order one TODAY... With a Side of Hashbrowns! :)
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Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…
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Skull and Bones Bullet Pendant
What a Great Creepy Pendant to Wear for Halloween… Or any time. It’s a Crazy Skull, with a Dire Smile, on a Bullet Shaped Stainless Steel Pendant. WOW! Slide this onto a Stainless Steel Chain and you have the…
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Shark Tooth Fossil Pendant
What a Great looking Necklace! It’s a Shark Tooth, approx. 35-55 Million Years Old… That’s Fossilized and AMAZING! Adorned with a Beautiful Metal, Patinated (Blackened), this Shark Tooth is Wickedly Cool! It comes from the Shark Ischyodus Obliquus, meaning…
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Abalone Wood Coffin Ear Plug
I can’t think of a better place to lay my Head… Between Two Coffins! HA! And with this very Cool Ear Plug, I can do just that. It’s a Wood Plug (Sold Separately), made out of Sawo Wood, that’s…
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Split Shark Belly Ring
“Get outta the Bath Tub, there’s a SHARKKKKKKKK!” Oh, never mind… This Ultra-Cool Belly Barbell Ring is a Shark Attack waiting to Happen! It’s a Split Shark that separates and goes through your Belly Button Piercing… AWESOME!
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Barbed Wire Necklace
What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…