Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Keep Off The Grass Belly Ring
Grasses, or more technically Graminoids, are Monocotyledonous, usually Herbaceous Plants with Narrow Leaves Growing from the Base… But Grass is also know as many other things: Weed (Got any Grass???), a Snitch (Tim’s a Grass), Great Ass (You have…
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World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks
HA HA! What a Great Gift for Father’s Day coming up… The World’s Greatest Farter Cufflinks. And what’s so great about these; they’re custom. Personalized with one Cufflink being your own image. Whatever photo you desire. Reading “World’s Greatest…
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Kiwifruit Nipple Shields
You hold the Kiwi to my Heart… Or in this case… They hold something else! For it’s Kiwifruit Nipple Ring Shields that look just like, well, KIWI! Fun Dark and Light Green Designs that will really make your Chest…
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Happy Pug Ring
Oh Man, Pet LOVER’S Will Bark for this one… It’s a Pug Ring that’s so Adorable and HAPPY! Made out of Polymer Clay, and attached to an Adjustable Ring (so it will fit most Fingers), this Pug Head is…
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Coffee Bean Bracelet
A Coffee Bean is a Seed of the Coffee Plant, and is the Source for Coffee. It is the Pit inside the Red or Purple Fruit often referred to as a Cherry. Even though they are Seeds, they are…
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Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace
Wait… WAT? This Pendant just makes me Laugh. I don’t even know what to say… It’s a Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace, with a Cream Filling and a Funny Face. Hilarious Face. With Big Eyes, a Brown Nose, and a…
