Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Higgs Boson Watch
The Spinning Second Hand Spirals around the Watch Face, which represents Higgs Decaying into other Bosons. It also Tells the TIME! :) It’s the Perfect Watch for Intellectual Friends, Family and Particle Physicists.
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No Step On Snek Enamel Pin
LMAO! This is a Fun Meme… A Snake Lapel Pin that reads “NO STEP ON SNEK”… Originally taken from the “Don’t Tread On Me” Snake Featured on the Gadsden Flag (an Iconic Historical American Flag), that was Introduced during…
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Justin Bieber Whistle Pendant
How many Girls want to Blow his Whistle? And now they can… With this Gold Toned Replica of the Stylish Whistle that Justin Bieber wears around his Neck. Check out the Concert Picture of him with his BLING! Sweet…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Spinner Dice Ring
Made of Durable Stainless Steel, you get Even Odds for All Numbers! What a Cool concept. NO MORE DICE! Just Spin the outer Ring with your thumb and let the numbers fall… Neat Spinner Ring that you will constantly…
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Shining Hotel Carpet Bracelet
The Shining is one of my Favorite Books by Stephen King. It kept me up long Nights when I was a kid. The Labyrinth… The Bathroom… REDRUM… YIKES! And now, this Very Different Bracelet featuring Images of the Red…
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