Horrifying Mummified Alive Enamel Brooch Lapel Pin
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SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…
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Esc Ctrl Cufflinks
This pair of Cufflinks Scream Geek! Get these Cufflinks for the Computer Fanatic or the ‘GEEK’ in your Life. They Feature the Keyboard Buttons ‘Esc’ and ‘Ctrl’… Because that’s what we all want… To Escape Control! Right?
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Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…
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666 Nipple Ring
Six Hundred Sixty-Six is Called the “Number of the Beast” in Chapter 13 of the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament. 666 is the Sum of the First 36 Natural Numbers, and it’s a Triangular Number, which is…
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Vintage Mickey Mouse Ring
LMAO! Hang on a minute… I can’t stop Laughing! Poor Poor Mickey… HA! This Mickey Mouse is not the Mickey that I know. It’s sort of like Mickey, but on some Crazy Crack! HA! Look at those Googly Eyes……