Optical Watch
Trying to Tell Time with this Wrist Watch is Crazy FUN! That’s because it’s an Optical Illusion Watch that Turns Time Upside down. Featuring Optical Lines that Gyrate for the Minutes and Hours, it will Change the Way you see… With a Japanese Movement, set in a Black IP Stainless Steel Water Resistance Case, and Strapped with a Black Silicone 18mm Band, you’ll be Loving the Looks and the Cross-Eyed Glares. What Time is it? Who Cares!
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Optical Illusion Wrist Watch
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Gotchya Ear Plugs
These Gotchya Plugs Reek FUN! Normally called “The Circle Game”, the Goal is to make this Hand Gesture below your Waist, and then get People to Look at it. That’s it! They LOOK… “GOTCHYA!” Simple, Funny, and it always…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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Alter Ego Ring
Everybody wants an Alter Ego. A Superhero that hides behind a Mask… Talk about COOL! Some Bad Ass Hero Running through the Streets with a Cape and a Toilet Plunger, yeah, you get my drift. Want to Fight Crime?…
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…
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