Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings make me Laugh too. It’s the Plumbers Butt Crack Earrings that will make everyone Crack up Laughing! :)
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Plumber Butt Crack Humor Dangle Earrings
Oh the Laughter will roll in when people see these Bare Cheeks. It's the Butt of a Plumber as he's Bending over fixing your Pipes. With a Wrench in one hand and a Full Moon Rising, you'll LOVE the Comments and Smiles you get from these. Made from Durable, but Light Weight Plastic that's Sealed and Varnished and hung from Hypoallergenic Silver Plated Surgical French Ear Wire Hooks, it's just what you always wanted... To be the Butt of all Jokes! :) HA!
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Alien Skull Necklace
Awesome Details! This Pendant is a Stunning Skull of an Alien, that’s Creepy, Cool, and Beautiful! Carved and Cast in Bronze, this Alien Skull will make Believers out of YOU. Big Orb Eyeballs Hanging from a 32″ Gunmetal Chain,…
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Bloody Beaded Bracelet
SWEET! Sometimes all you need is a little Blood to make your outfit HALLOWEENY… Well, okay, A LOT OF BLOOD! Bloody Beads that is. For this Bloody Bracelet will turn everyone’s stomach. Blood Splattered Beads that look like the…
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Hannibal Skull Ring
What a Creepy Ass Ring! WOW! Ain’t nobody Scarier than ole Hannibal Lecter… That Silence of the Lambs movie was Incredible! “I Drink your Blood, I Eat your Flesh! Quid Pro Quo… I Ate his Liver with some Fava…
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Bloody Handprint Pendant
Crank up the Blood, gather all the Monsters… It’s Time for some Horror and FUN! For it’s a Bloody Handprint Necklace that will leave everyone SCREAMING! A Handmade Pendant, Designed from Clear Resin, Formed into a Cube, with a…
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Changing Optical Illusion Watch
Oh God… This Wrist Watch makes my Eyes Hurt just looking at it… It’s an Optical Illusion with a Crazy Moire Effect that Changes with the Time… Don’t Stare at it too long… The Face Pattern Spins and it’s…
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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