Skull Chain Razor Red Alchemy Bracelet
What a Gothic Punk Bracelet... Razor Blades (Dull of Course), made of Articulated, Polished Pewter, with Swarovski Crystal Razor Links and Suspended from the end... Death's Head Charm! How Quaint! :) With a Lobster Claw Clasp, this Bracelet is Adjustable to fit most Wrist Sizes by the Chain Link. Just what your Outfit needs... More Death, More Horror, More Morbid Skulls. Right? ;)
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BAM! Cufflinks
“WHAM” “BAM” Thank You Ma’am! These BAM! Cufflinks (NOT Bam Margera) are Kick-Ass Cool! They are Retro Superhero Style Cufflinks that are Knocking the Hell out of your French Cuffs. Really!
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Cigarette Coffee Earrings
LOL! These Earrings remind me of Patty Bouvier… You know, the Deep Voiced, Cigarette Smoking Character from the Simpsons! HA! I imagine her Sitting around Drinking Coffee and Smoking like a Chimney! :) And boy, doesn’t half of America…
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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Bacon Jewelry Costume Set
Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…
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Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like…