Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Pancakes Necklace
Did you hear my Stomach Growl just now? It DID! Because these Pancakes are dying to be Eaten… Too bad they aren’t Real. Although they sure look it! Not to mention that pat of Heart-Shaped Butter just melting on…
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Miley Cyrus Dangle Earrings
I know you want to get your TWERK on! Just picture shaking that Booty with these Dangly Earrings licking your face and hair. STUNNING! Talk about a Show Stopper! Insane!
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Donut Task Force Tie Bar
LMAO! Nice, real nice… What a Great Gag Gift for the Blue Line. It’s a Donut Task Force Tie Bar Clip that Features a Scrumptious Donut inside of a Mini Law Enforcement Police FBI Badge… What a HOOT! Not…
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Adjustable Scorpion Ring
Such a creepy bad ass ring… A scorpion tail that’s not only a metal wonder, but it MOVES too! Snap your finger up, and this knuckle ring whips into action. Crafted out of stainless steel, this scorpion ring will…
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…