Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy him? A Cheap Wrist Watch! HA! NICE GIFT!
Retired At Last Wrist Watch
Maybe you like the person that's Retiring, maybe you don't. Either way, this Watch makes a FUN Gift, or even a GAG Gift for the person finally leaving their Position. This Wrist Watch is Colorful, reads "Retired At Last" with a guy LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY and the Watch giving you Activities for each Hour as well. Things like: Bingo, Sleep, Shop, Bowl, Fishing, Travel and Eat! HA! All the things you WANT to do... Once you finally get the Hell OUT! "BOOM! I'm Outta Here!" :)
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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Marijuana Weed Pocket Watch
“What Time is it?” 4:20, of course… This Fun, Colorful, Black Cased Modern Pocket Watch is a Marijuana Weed Leaf Watch, with 5 Leaf Patterns Plastered across the Face. Mesmerizing, isn’t it? Case Diameter: 4.7cm, Thickness: 1.2cm, Watch Chain…
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Cherry Chocolate Truffle Necklace
Yum… How do they do this? How do they make it look so REAL? Really. This Necklace looks just like a Genuine Chocolate Truffle with Rich Cherry Filling. It’s making my Mouth Water. I can almost Taste it now……
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Illuminati Cufflinks
The Illuminati is a name given to Several Groups, both Real and Fictitious. Historically, the Name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-Era Secret Society Founded in 1776. The Goals were to Oppose Superstition, Obscurantism, Religious Influence over Public…
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Snake Head Necklace
“Cut the Head off the Snake that Bites you…” Did you know that even though you Cut the Head off a Snake, it can still use it’s Powerful Jaws to Bite you? Scary! But still Cool… Just like this…
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Drink Eat Sleep Watch
HA! What Time is it? Time to Drink, Eat, F***, or Sleep… Pretty much sums life up right. Big White Face, Easy to Read Letters, Gold Bezel, Gold Glitter Leather Band, it’s all the Watch you need this New…
