RIP Pizza Grave Brooch
“Nooooooooooooooo! NOT THE PIZZA!!!!” I thought Pizza would live on forever, and now, here it is, Cold and Stiff (like Pizza in the Fridge the next Morning – YUM) and stuck on a Headstone that reads RIP PIZZA! “Noooooooooooooooooo!” How can this be? Who Killed Pizza? Was it the Pepperoni? Sausage? Too Many Banana Peppers? “Noooooooooooooo!”
RIP Pizza Gravestone Brooch Pin
Okay, so the Pizza DIED! I guess that's the Start of my NEW Diet! :) Sigh... Long Live the Pizza! I will NEVER Forget you! In fact, I can't with this FUN and Cute Pizza Grave Brooch Pin. Stick this on your Hat, Coat, Purse or Forehead and you'll have a constant reminder that the Pizza DIED TODAY... but there's always Another a Phone Call Away! Right? Made of Durable Shiny Shrink Plastic, with a Silver Pin on the Back, this Pizza can finally Rest in Pieces! :)
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Cinder Block Cufflinks
Cinder Blocks… Concrete Masonry Units, Standard Size Rectangular Blocks, used in Building Construction and Cufflinks. Eh? Like these Very Cool and Masculine Cinder Block (Called Breeze Blocks in the UK) Cufflinks. Fun Cufflinks that are Ideal for the House…
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Spartan Helmet Ring
Sparta was a Warrior Society in Ancient Greece that reached the height of its Power after Defeating Rival Athens in the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 B.C. Boy, those were the Days… And NOW, YOU can relive it with a…
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Bloody Ring
“Why are Vampire Families so Close?” “Because Blood is Thicker than Water!” If you Like Gross Stuff, Gory Things, Creepy Horror Movies, or Zombies, then you’ll probably LOVE this Bloody Ring! It looks like you just Kicked someone’s ASS!…
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Ring of Protection
The Rogue leaped out from his hiding Spot and caught the Manbearpig full-on, hitting him with Four Power Sledgehammer Attacks in the Surprise Oust. The Rogue wound up Ping-Ponging Back and Forth between the Wall and the Attacker until…
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Rockstar Energy Earrings
“Party like a Rockstar!” And when you do… Make sure to wear these Rockstar Energy Drink Pull Tabs. It’s Dangly and COOL! Pick the Color you Want: Royal Blue, Black, Yellow, Pomegranate, or Red! GULP!
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Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…
