SH-T Ear Plugs

A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”

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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs

These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)

  • Death Watch

    This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!

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  • Eat Your Heart Out Necklace

    THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…

    via Etsy

  • Autumn Fall Leaf Earrings

    These are so Cute and Colorful… What a Fun Pair of Earrings to Wear for Fall. Autumn Leaves, in Colors of Green, Red, Orange and Gold… Streaming down your Ear Lobes. Darling Dangles that everyone will LOVE! Hand Crafted…

    via Etsy

  • Game Console Ear Plugs

    These look Awesome until someone grabs your Head and starts to Play! HA! Neat Game Console Ear Plugs that are Great for the Gamer Geek! Sleek, Colorful, and COOL! It makes you want to have some FUN!

    via Etsy

  • Bloody Scissor Earrings

    Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!

    via Etsy

  • Adult Supervision Belly Ring

    A Guy goes to the Store to Buy Condoms. “Do you want a Bag?” the Cashier asks. “No,” the Guy says, “She’s not that Ugly!” HA! No Adult Supervision Required Here… But with this Funny Belly Ring… YEP, YOU…

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