Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant

“Oooh fuuudge!” [narrating] Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My Kid Brother Looked like a Tick about to Pop!” HA! Too Much Fun! :)

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A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace

"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)

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