Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” [narrating] Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My Kid Brother Looked like a Tick about to Pop!” HA! Too Much Fun! :)
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A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Scary Doll Head Pendant
GOSH! If this is just the Doll Head and it’s this Creepy, what’s the Rest of the Body look like? EGADS! Frightening Doll Head with Black Lipstick and Big Dark Eye Sockets… Hanging from a Chain around your Neck….
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Lucky Golden Poo Pendant
LOL! Tell everyone that your Sh*t don’t Stink with this On Golden Pile of Poo… HA! Looking like a Golden Unicorn just Dumped a Fresh Loaf, this Gold Plated Poop will make everyone LAUGH! Swirled up like an Ice…
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Lady Zombie Foot Belly Button Ring
Niccccceeeeeee! A lovely Lady Zombie Foot, Toxic Virus Green with a Stitched up Scar and those Purple PUMPS… AWESOME! Fun Zombie Belly Button Ring that’s Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan. This Deadly Foot, or Undeadly, is Dangling from…
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Jackpot Valentine Earring Candle
This Valentine’s Day, get her something different. Something Sweet, Hot, and BLINGING! For these Valentine Jackpot Candles are AWESOME! Each Featuring a Piece of Jewelry inside (Valued $15-$5,000), that is Revealed once the Candle is Burned down. Such a…
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It’s Pizza Time Watch
“What Time Is It?” “PIZZAAAA TIME!” With this Watch, it’s ALWAYS Pizza Time… Because this is the “It’s Pizza Time” Watch with Pepperoni Pizzas around the Face. Every Hour, Every Minute, Every Second… PIZZA TIME! :)
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666 Occult Earrings
Nothing like the Number of the Beast on your Forehead, oh wait, that’s your Ears! My Bad! Dangly 666 Numbers, Dripping and Dire from your Lobes… Perfect for the Occult, Satan Worshiper or Halloween. Creepy, Dark, Handmade, Chandelier Earrings…
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