Hands-Free Silicone Cigarette Ring Holder
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Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…
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Human Finger Necklace
Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…
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Acrylic Watermelon Dangle Earrings
It’s that time… Watermelon time! Lots of fresh Summer watermelons to keep you refreshed, satisfied, and smiling (and just last night I have watermelon that was cut up like a porcupine, but that’s a different story). Featuring these fun…
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Comic Book Slap Watch
This is Freaking COOL! It’s a Slap Watch-you know, the kind of Wrist Watch you just Slap over your Wrist and it Wraps around-that’s Far Out and Comic Book Style! With Bang and Boom and Crash and O-O-Opps, you’ll…
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Sheep Make Love Brooch
Sheep Make Love Not War! So why not let them make Love on your Coat? These Adorable and Smiling Sheep are doing what they know best… Looking Cute and being Naughty! Clip this on, and spend the rest of…