Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
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Dinosaur Bone Meteorite Ring
I can’t get enough of Jewelry by Johan. They make the most Awesome Rings and Wedding Bands on Earth! And this one is a 8mm Men’s Band Featuring 3 Distinctly Different Materials all set in Titanium (Which is Awesome…
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Silver Bullet Earrings
Werewolf Hunting? Vampire Stalking? Better get yourself a pair of Silver Bullet Earrings… Just in case. And these Silver Bullets are the IDEAL Dangles of choice. Made from Tibetan Silver, these Nifty Bullets are Quaint, Sleek, and oh-so-Deadly. Hanging…
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Cut Throat Ear Wrap
Crazy Cool Earring! It’s an Ear Wrap that looks just like a Straight Edge Blade used by a Barber. And NOW, it’s wrapped around your Ear and Dangling down from the Knife is a Red Drop of BLOOD! AWESOME!
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield
“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”
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Sharky Shark Cufflinks
It’s #SharkWeek2017, which means: There’s a Shark in the water… Better watch your Arms and Legs, especially if you’re wearing these Kick-Ass Cool Sharky-Shark Cufflinks. Gray Sleek Sharks, Black Beady Eyes, Hand-Painted, Perfect for the Shark Lover and DEVOURER…
