Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
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Mickey Mouse Spinning Ring
This I LOVE! You know that Film Strip of Mickey Mouse where he’s just Running and Running… Well, now he can Run on your Finger. For this Ring is a Spinner Ring. The inside band, with Engraved Mickey Mouse,…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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Dill With It Pendant
“I’m in a Pickle, can you help me out?” “NO! You’ll just have to Dill with it!” HA! Get a Pickle in your Life and have some FUN! Seriously! You Can’t NOT Laugh when you wear a Pickle Pendant!…
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Rasta Glitter Ear Plug
I’ll try not to be a Caribbean Jerk here, but “How Does Every Jamaican Joke Start?” “By Looking over your Shoulder!” HA! And these Saddle Plugs, are NO JOKE! They are Slick, Smooth, Colorful, and FUN! Made out of…
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Dog Nose Necklace
How Cute is this? It’s a Dog Nosed Necklace that features a DOGGIE NOSE (for Dogs “20lbs” or Smaller)… That’s Not only Adorable, but it’s Cast from YOUR REAL DOG’S NOSE! Awwwwww COOL! Plus, it’s Personalized with your Dog’s…
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Lego Tie Bar
You know you’re moving on up in the World when you wear a Lego Tie Bar! HA! Legos have been around since 1949. Manufactured in Denmark, these Colorful Interlocking Plastic Bricks have brought Kids Endless Hours of Fun and…
