"A V.I.P. YES! Very Important Pup!"
Just a couple BLOBS of Black Enamel and Snoopy is DONE! VOILA! A Masterpiece! And this Jerky Dog is Smiling... But it's not because of the Price! Have you seen it? Granted this Doggie is 14kt Gold, but this Ugly Pup is selling for $133.20. Who's gonna pay that for a Snoopy that looks like it went through a Meat Grinder? Where's Charlie Brown when you need him? "What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!" Not until you look in the mirror... Egads! Bad Dog!
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Millipede Ear Plugs
YIKES! Everytime I see someone Eat a Fat Juicy Bug on TV, like Survivor or Fear Factor, I think about Legs in my Teeth… GAG! Some people like Bugs, some don’t. I don’t like to Step on them… But…
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Rudolph Stacking Ring
How Fun is this? It’s RUDOLPH the Red Nosed Reindeer, handmade out of Wood. Featuring Antlers and a Red Nose, this Ring is Comprised of 3 Rings that Stack together to Form Rudolph. Made of High Quality Birch Plywood,…
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Stonehenge Ring
This is Incredible! It’s a Replica of Stonehenge… All Rolled up in a Ring! And what a Lovely Piece of Jewelry it is. Stonehenge is such a Mystery, so Intriguing, so Inspiring… And now, yep, it’s a Ring for…
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Bloody Cleaver Pendant
With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Equation Watch
Looking at this Watch makes my Brain Hurt! Really! It’s a Watch with nothing but Equations for Numbers and Hours! GREAT! What Time is it? Time to get out my Calculator… For Sure!