Have You Seen Deez Nuts Squirrel Pendant Necklace
Okay... This Pendant will Crack People up, and so will this Joke: A Police Officer sees a man driving around with a Pickup Truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with Squirrels in this town! Take them to the Zoo immediately!" The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the Officer sees the guy still driving around with the Truck full of Squirrels, and now they're all wearing Sun Glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take those Squirrels to the Zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . and today I'm taking them to the Beach!" :)
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Black Steel Watch Cuff Links
Functional Watches, made of Black Stainless Steel, that you wear on your sleeves. Cool Cufflinks that know what time it is!
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Authorized Vehicles Only Belly Ring
LOL! What a Great Road Sign for your Belly Button… It’s the “Authorized Vehicles Only” Road Sign that Dangles from your Navel and looks Super Hot and Super Awesome! You’ll not only get lots of Stares with this FUN…
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Pandemic Awareness Rubber Bracelets
Well, you can’t wear a bracelet during the world-wide pandemic to control Covid, but you can raise awareness; get the word out! Wear a mask! Stay Safe. Save Lives. It’s rubber silicone bracelets that stretch to fit over anyone’s…
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…