"Well Aren't You A Little Stinker!"
I always Wanted to have a Stank on my Arm... Like I'm not Stinky enough! But this Creepy Crawler takes the Cake. Look at that Crazy Ass Body... Those Legs, the Antenna... EGADS! I think I just gave myself the Heebie-Jeebies! Dead, and Fashionable, this Bug used to Gobble up Fruit, now this Specimen just sits Silently in it's Clear Coffin of Doom! At least the Leather Cord is Adjustable. That way you can Tie it where ever you Want... Even there! If that's what you Choose. Maybe it'll Scare your Crabs away? Who knows... :)
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Dexter Charm Bracelet
Inspired by the Dexter Show, this Charm Bracelet ROCKS! What a Cool Idea. I simply Love it! Comes in a Standard Size 7.5″, and is what I would like to call BLOODY FUN!
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Ouija Planchette Wood Plugs
Close your Eyes… Hold Hands. Tap your Head on the Table Once for Yes, Twice for No… HA! And if the Results are BLOODY… Just say Goodbye! Right? Well, these are the Plugs to get for your Scary Ear…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Pinocchio Spoon Ring
Pinocchio is a Fictional Character of the Children’s Novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883), by Carlo Collodi. Carved by Geppetto in a Small Italian Village, he was Created as a Wooden Puppet, but Dreamed of becoming Real. He’s known…
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Jesus Nipple Rings
Oh God… I mean Oh Jesus… These Nipple Rings are gonna Burn a Hole in me… For these Bad Boys are Jesus! Two of them, Dangling from your Nipples with his Arms out. Yikes! Talk about a Piercing! Religious,…
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Secret Compartment Necklace
With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…